Exercise Versus Website Maintenance – A Comparison
Posted on 07. May, 2010 by LinkedIQ in Development, Service Reviews, webmaster
If you care about the future health of your body, you know what to do, right? Regular exercise, brushing and flossing, eating a balanced diet and so forth go a long way to preventing serious irreversible consequences – even premature death. The fact is even if we practiced only half of what we know, we’d probably be much healthier and live longer with fewer “silent killers” lurking within our own bodies.
Here’s the problem - statistics show most of will NOT put forth the effort to do what is necessary. We’re tired, out of time and generally burnt out at the end of most work days, so we postpone our commitments to healthy living one more day. Before long days have turned into years and we find ourselves sitting in front of our doctor whose expression tells us we waited far too long.
But, wait. What if I told you I’d found a fool proof solution to this problem? And, what if I struck a deal with you that solved this problem in your own life, that in fact, I could give you back years of your life – even improve the quality of your life – with no pain, no discomfort, no time allocation, and you’d never have to give exercise or proper diet another thought? The cost, however, (I should warn you) is steep. It’s going to cost you at least $100.00 a month for the rest of your life.
Here’s how I do it: I start with commitment to you. Then, I regularly exercise on your behalf and transfer the full benefit of my workout to your body. Don’t ask me how it works, it just does. You WILL feel better than you do now. You WILL have more energy, think more clearly, look more attractive, and accomplish more in your life. Personally, I don’t know of a single person in my life that would turn this proposition down. The question is, would you?
You’d have to be crazy! So, what makes my proposition so darn attractive? It’s simple. I removed the work required for you to gain the benefit.
But it doesn’t end here, because my “Personal Exercise Transfer Program” gets even better. You can choose from any of these available upgrades:
Regular Healthy Joe - the minimum required to meet suggested federal guidelines and prevent unanticipated catastrophic failure
Fitness Fanatic - the benefits of “Healthy Joe” plus increased recovery times, improved cardiovascular fitness and overall muscular strength
Heavy Lifter - the benefits of “Fitness Fanatic” plus a bit of bulk and a lot of looks
Olympic Athlete - the benefits of “Heavy Lifter” plus (legal) applied scientific enhancements, micro-nutrition regiment, and full biological analytics reporting
Grecian God - the benefits of “Olympic Athlete” plus the little extras that give you the look of having been chiseled from a slab of sacred marble (comes complete with LASIK eye correction, teeth whitening and hair restoration)
Each program includes a 30-day 100% satisfaction guarantee, expert support, and you can quit at any time without penalty. Nice! (In my spare time, between clients, I’m selfishly working on the Grecian God.)
Bringing it (way) back around to your website, this is EXACTLY what LinkedIQ does for your business online. You CAN have your cake and eat it! A professional technician WILL “exercise” on your behalf without any requirements on your part, all the while maintaining the long-term health of your business. And, packages really DO start around $100.00 per month.
Consider the cost of doing nothing, then check out your available options and commit to staying healthy!
